Unhappy litigant with an unusual pleading style

This is not an ERISA case and the pleadings contain (to put it mildly) salty language. I have left the pleading in its original state except that I redacted Mr. Hupp's personal information. I think Wyatt Cenac of the Daily Show should interview Mr. Hupp. I downloaded the pleading from the website for the Ninth Circuit.

The Ninth Circuit denied Mr. Hupp's petition. Thus, this pleading style is ineffective.